Rednecks at it again

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From: JUNE CERRETA
Date: Sun, Jul 10, 2011 at 6:24 AM
Subject: Fw: Rednecks at it again
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Rednecks
at it again!
 
 Redneck
Yard Swing
 


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A Redneck
passed away and left his entire
Estate to his
beloved widow . ..
 
But she
can't touch it 'till she's
14.
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Redneck
Cooler


 

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How do you
know when you're staying in a Redneck
motel?

When
you call the front desk and say,
 
" I gotta
leak in my sink, and the clerk replies
…….
 
"Go
ahead."

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Redneck
Cellar 

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Did you
hear that they have raised the
minimum
 
Drinking
age for Rednecks to 32 ???
It seems they
want to keep alcohol out of the high
schools.
 
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Redneck
Limo

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Two
reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck
murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2)
There are no dental
records
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Redneck
Mailbox

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Who
invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck!!

(If it
had been invented by anyone else,
 
It would
have been a teeth brush)

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Redneck
Time Out

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Did you
hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery
?

The
winner gets $3.00 a year for a million
years.
 
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Redneck
Weenie Roast
 

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A new
Redneck law was just recently
passed

When a
couple gets divorced, they are STILL
cousins.
 
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Redneck
Wheelchair

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Did you
hear that the Redneck Governor's
 
Mansion
burned down?

'Yep…
Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The
library
 
Was a
total loss too. Both books went poof . … . Up
in flames
 
And the
Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of
them.'
 
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A
Redneck Thanksgiving
(if
Norman
Rockwell
were a Redneck)

 
 

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A State
Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
And
says to the driver, 'Got any I..D. ? ' .
..

and
the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
 
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A Redneck
Christmas Sleigh…

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That's all
folks!

I KNOW
YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

 

 

 

 



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