A Blonde’s Year in Review

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From: JUNE CERRETA
Date: Fri, Jan 7, 2011 at 9:35 PM
Subject: Fw: A Blonde's Year in Review

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On Wed, 1/5/11, Donna Cerreta
wrote:

Blonde's Year in Review

January 

Took
new scarf back to store because it was too tight. 

February 

Fired from pharmacy job for
failing to print labels…..
Helllloooo!!!…….bottles won't fit in
printer!!!

March

Got  really
excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…..
Box said ' 2-4
years!' 

April 

Trapped on escalator for hours
… 
Power went out!!!

May

 

Tried
to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions….
8 cups of water won't fit
into those little packets!!! 

June

Tried
to go water skiing…….
Couldn't find a lake with a
slope.  

July

Lost
breast stroke swimming competition…..
Learned later that the other
swimmers cheated- they used their arms!!!

August

Got
locked out of my car in rain storm…..
Darn car filled up with water
because convertible top was open.

September 
 
The
capital of California is 'C'…..isn't it???  

October

Hate
M & M's…..They are so hard to peel. 

November  

Baked Thanksgiving turkey for
4 1/2 days  ….
 
Instructions said bake 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!! 

December 

Couldn't call
911.
'Duh'…..there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid
phone!!!
 

THE 
BEST BLONDE JOK E OF THE YEAR – SO  FAR
 

A  man was in his front yard
mowing grass when his  attractive blonde female neighbor came out
of the house and went straight to the mailbox. 

She opened
it then slammed it shut and
 Stormed back
in the house.
   

A little later she came out of her
house again, went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut
again. Angrily, back into the house she
went.
 

As the
man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched
to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than
ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something
wrong?'

To which she replied,  'There certainly
is!'

(Are you ready?
This is a
beauty…
) 

'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE
GOT  MAIL!'
 

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