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From: JUNE CERRETA
Date: Fri, Jan 7, 2011 at 9:35 PM
Subject: Fw: A Blonde's Year in Review
On Wed, 1/5/11, Donna Cerreta
Blonde's Year in Review
new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
Fired from pharmacy job for
failing to print labels…..
Helllloooo!!!…….bottles won't fit in
excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…..
Box said ' 2-4
Trapped on escalator for hours
Power went out!!!
to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions….
8 cups of water won't fit
into those little packets!!!
to go water skiing…….
Couldn't find a lake with a
breast stroke swimming competition…..
Learned later that the other
swimmers cheated- they used their arms!!!
locked out of my car in rain storm…..
Darn car filled up with water
because convertible top was open.
capital of California is 'C'…..isn't it???
M & M's…..They are so hard to peel.
Baked Thanksgiving turkey for
4 1/2 days ….
Instructions said bake 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!
'Duh'…..there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid
BEST BLONDE JOK E OF THE YEAR – SO FAR
A man was in his front yard
mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out
of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened Stormed back
it then slammed it shut and
in the house.
A little later she came out of her
house again, went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut
again. Angrily, back into the house she
man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched
to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something
To which she replied, 'There certainly
(Are you ready?
This is a
'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE