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Date: Thu, Dec 9, 2010 at 3:52 AM
Subject: Fw: Accident.

>  A Pennsylvania
farmer named Angus had a car accident with a Budweiser
Company truck.
> In court, the Budweisers
Company's hot-shot lawyer was questioning Angus.

> 'Didn't you say to the state trooper at the scene of
the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the lawyer.
Angus responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just
loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into the… '
'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted. 'Just
answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the
accident, 'I'm fine!'?'
> Angus said, 'Well, I
had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the
road…. '
> The lawyer interrupted again and
said, 'Your Honor, I am trying to establish the fact that, at
the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene
that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is
trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell
him to simply answer the question. '
> By this
time, the Judge was fairly interested in Angus' answer and said
to the lawyer: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his
favorite cow, Bessie'.
> Angus thanked the Judge
and proceeded. 'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie,
my favorite cow, into the trailer and was driving her down the
road when this huge Budweiser truck came through a stop sign and
hit my trailer right in the side.  I was thrown into one
ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other.
> I was hurt,
very bad like, and didn't want to move.
> However, I could
hear old Bessie moaning and groaning.
> I knew she was In
terrible pain just by her groans. Shortly after the accident, a
policeman on a motorcycle turned up. He could hear Bessie
moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at
her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her
between the eyes.
> Then the policeman came
across the road, gun still in hand, looked at Me, and said, 'How
are you feeling?'
> 'Now what the Fuck would you

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