ANOTHER CHAPTER OF “THEY WALK AMONG US…AND REPRODUCE!!”

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From: JUNE CERRETA
Date: Tue, Feb 15, 2011 at 5:49 PM
Subject: Fw: Fw: ANOTHER CHAPTER OF "THEY WALK AMONG US…AND REPRODUCE!!"

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LOVE THE LAST ONE!!!


 

 


HELLO,
OPERATOR

                                                    
Actual call center
conversations!

 
Customer:    
'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through;

                   
Can you help?'

Operator:     
'Where did you get that number, sir?'

Customer:    
'It's on the door of the business.'

Operator:    
'Sir, those are the hours that they are open.
'

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Samsung
Electronics:

 
Caller:         
'Can you give me the telephone number for
Jack?'

Operator:    
'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking
about.'

Caller:         
'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I

                  
need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket
and  

                  
telephone Jack before
 
cleaning. Now, can you give me the

                  
number for Jack?'

Operator:     
'I think it means the telephone plug on the
wall.'

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RAC
Motoring Services:

 
Caller:        
'Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am

                  
Traveling in Australia ?'

Operator:    
'Does the policy name give you a clue?'

 
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Caller
inquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe
:

'If
I register my car in France , and then take it to England
,

do
I have to change the steering

wheel
to the other side of the car?
'

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Directory
Inquiries:

Caller: 
'I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar,
please'

Operator:
'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is
correct?'

Caller:
'Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell
off..
'

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