From: JUNE CERRETA
Date: Tue, Feb 15, 2011 at 5:49 PM
Subject: Fw: Fw: ANOTHER CHAPTER OF "THEY WALK AMONG US…AND REPRODUCE!!"
Actual call center
'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through;
Can you help?'
'Where did you get that number, sir?'
'It's on the door of the business.'
'Sir, those are the hours that they are open.'
'Can you give me the telephone number for
'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking
'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I
need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket
telephone Jack before
cleaning. Now, can you give me the
number for Jack?'
'I think it means the telephone plug on the
'Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am
Traveling in Australia ?'
'Does the policy name give you a clue?'
inquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe
I register my car in France , and then take it to England
I have to change the steering
to the other side of the car?'
'I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar,
'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is
'Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell