Bear on The Roof

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Date: Sat, Jan 22, 2011 at 8:23 AM
Subject: Fw: Bear on The Roof


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Heard a story about a guy in
Alaska who discovered a bear on the roof of his home one
morning. Well, he wasn't sure what to do about it, so he decided
to check the yellow pages and sure enough, there was a company
that specialized in bear removal.
When the removal
guy showed up he got a ladder off the rack on his truck, pulled
out a baseball bat, bear cage, a shotgun, and got his pitbull
out of the truck. 
The home owner said "What
are you gonna do?" The removal guy said " I'm climb'in this
ladder up to your roof, I'm gonna knock the bear off the roof
with this bat. When the bear hits the ground, my pitbull is
trained to go for his nuts which will subdue the bear until I
get down there to get him in the cage." 
home owner said "Ok… but what's the shotgun
The removal guy handed him the shot gun and
said "…just in case the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the


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