Keep the grey matter active

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This
should help stimulate the old brain cells.  Answers are at
the bottom.
 
1.
Why are 2009 dollar bills worth more than 2008 dollar bills?
 
2.
Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The
second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
 
 
3.
There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he
wears size 13 sneakers.
What
does he weigh?
 
 
4.
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the
world?
 
 
 
5.
How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by
four feet?
 
 
 
6.
What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
 
 
7.
Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer.
How is this possible?
 
 
 
8.
In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why
not?
 
 
9. What was the President's Name in
1975?
 
 
10.
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what
place would you be in now?
 
 
11.
Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the
egg is white"?
 
 
12.
If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field,
how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
 
Here are the Answers 
 
 
 
1.
Why are 2009 dollar bills worth more than 2008 dollar
bills?
 
Answer: 
It's a dollar more.
 
2.
Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The
second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Answer: 
Johnny of course
 
3.
There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and
he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
Answer: 
Meat.
 
4.
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the
world?
Answer:
Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet.
 
5.
How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by
four feet?
Answer:
There is no dirt in a hole.
 
6.
What word in t he English Language is always spelled
incorrectly?
 
Answer: 
Incorrectly
 
7.
Billy was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the summer.
How is this possible?
 
Answer:
Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
 
8.
In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why
not?
Answer:
You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take
pictures.
 
9. 
What was the President's Name in 1975?
Answer:
Same as is it now – Barack Obama
 
10.
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what
place would you be in now?
 
Answer:
You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not
first.
 
11.
Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the
egg is white"?
 
Answer:
Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow
 
12.
If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field,
how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another
field?
Answer:
One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big
stack
 


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 Keep the grey matter active

 
 
 
  
This
should help stimulate the old brain cells.  Answers are
at the bottom.
 
1.
Why are 2009 dollar bills worth more than 2008 dollar bills?
 
2.
Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The
second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
 
 
3.
There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and
he wears size 13 sneakers.
What
does he weigh?
 
 
4.
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the
world?
 
 
 
5.
How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by
four feet?
 
 
 
6.
What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
 
 
7.
Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer.
How is this possible?
 
 
 
8.
In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why
not?
 
 
9. What was the President's Name in
1975?
 
 
10.
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what
place would you be in now?
 
 
11.
Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of
the egg is white"?
 
 
12.
If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other
field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another
field?
 
Here are the
Answers
 
 
 
 
1.
Why are 2009 dollar bills worth more than 2008 dollar
bills?
 
Answer: 
It's a dollar more.
 
2.
Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The
second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Answer: 
Johnny of course
 
3.
There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and
he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
Answer: 
Meat.
 
4.
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the
world?
Answer:
Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet.
 
5.
How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by
four feet?
Answer:
There is no dirt in a hole.
 
6.
What word in t he English Language is always spelled
incorrectly?
 
Answer: 
Incorrectly
 
7.
Billy was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the summer.
How is this possible?
 
Answer:
Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
 
8.
In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why
not?
Answer:
You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take
pictures.
 
9. 
What was the President's Name in 1975?
Answer:
Same as is it now – Barack Obama
 
10.
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what
place would you be in now?
 
Answer:
You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not
first.
 
11.
Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of
the egg is white"?
 
Answer:
Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow
 
12.
If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other
field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another
field?
Answer:
One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big
stack

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