A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central
Arkansas recently with
two ice chests full of fish. He was
leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.
warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch
'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I
ain't got none of them there
licenses. You must understand,
these here are my pet fish.'
'Yeah.. Every night, I take these here fish down to
the lake and let 'em
swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I
whistle, they jump right back into
these here ice chests and I
take 'em home.
'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do
The redneck looked at the warden for a moment
and then said, 'It's the
truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show
ya. It really works.'
'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've
got to see this!'
The redneck poured the fish into the
lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the
warden says, 'Well?'
'Well, what?,' says the
The warden says, 'When are you going to call
'Call who back?'