From: JUNE CERRETA
Date: Wed, Sep 14, 2011 at 6:04 PM
Subject: Fw: Walmartians 'not human'
WALMART – Gotta love
THIS APPEARS TO BE A FRESH BATCH….
DOORS OF THE ASYLUM MUST HAVE BEEN LEFT AJAR.
He looks like the loneliest person ever to wear that
It’s never a good thing when your wedgie has a wedgie.
go get the jaws of life and we’ll see what we can do to
Hahahaha! It’s funny 'cause it’s sooo gross.
The hair is EPIC! And the hand on hip is pretty
Answer me this: How does a short jean jacket NOT go with
pink capri pants on a man?
Who wears them better? The answer comes down to whether
prefer a braided ponytail or some nipple action.
No thanks…. I don't f***ing think so.
Apparently some people have decided they need a little extra
to get through their Walmart shopping experience.
NICE SHOES, HONEY!
Yeah sure, let’s show off the fact that you stole Mrs.
One picture of skunk hair color is enough to make you go,
But two of them – - what are the chances….
That's his line, honey.
I like it 3 houses down…. with someone else.
Put 'em on wheels! This is going to revolutionize
breast feeding on
the go. Multi-tasking has never been so easy!
Umm, I think you might need something more than the pine
freshener. It’s a start…. not where I would have
started, but it’s a start.
Great sense of style.
How does one manage to look so very much put-together?
I am so disappointed in our entire human race right now.
Wait a minute… hold on… that can’t be. OH DEAR GOD! Someone
please stab me
in the neck so I’m distracted from my
Well, the good news is we found our Mother’s Day winner!
There are no words……
OH COME ON! How hard could it possibly be to cover your