From: JUNE CERRETA
Date: Mon, Oct 17, 2011 at 4:37 AM
Subject: Fw: Wal-Mart
Jennifer a manager at
Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening.. After sorting
through a stack of
20 resumes she found four people who were equally
qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one
Their answer would determine which of them would get the
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room
table, Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head.
There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.
you sir?', she asked the second man.
'Hmmm…..let me see 'A blink!
It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened.. A BLINK is the
thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The
blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed.' She then turned to the
third man, who was contemplating his reply..
'Well, out at my dad's
ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch.. When
you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on
in less than an instant. 'Yip, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I
can think of'
Jennifer was very
impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her man. 'It 's hard
to beat the speed of light,' she said.
to Bubba, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the
previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is
'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the
'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the
other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I
could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my
BUBBA is now the new greeter at
a Wal-Mart near you!
You probably will think of this
every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now