Wal-Mart

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From: JUNE CERRETA
Date: Mon, Oct 17, 2011 at 4:37 AM
Subject: Fw: Wal-Mart
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Wal-mart Interview

Jennifer a manager at
Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening.. After sorting
through a stack of

20 resumes she found four people who were equally
qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one
question.

Their answer would determine which of them would get the
job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room
table, Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you

know
of?'

The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head.
There's no warning.

'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.
'And, now
you sir?', she asked the second man.

'Hmmm…..let me see 'A blink!
It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened.. A BLINK is the
fastest

thing I know of.'

'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The
blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed.' She then turned to the
third man, who was contemplating his reply..

'Well, out at my dad's
ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch.. When
you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on
in less than an  instant. 'Yip, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I
can think of'

      Jennifer was very
impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her man. 'It 's hard
to beat the speed of light,' she said.

      Turning
to Bubba, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same
question.

      Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the
previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is
DIARRHEA.'

    'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the
response…

      'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the
other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I
could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my
pants.'

               
              BUBBA is now the new greeter at
a Wal-Mart near you!
               
              You probably will think of this
every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now
on.

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