Lubricants?

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From: JUNE CERRETA
Date: Mon, Dec 12, 2011 at 4:33 AM
Subject: Fw: : Lubricants?
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Lubricant

Murphy's'
old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had
come.

He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began
to deliver the baby .

 

She
had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and
said. 'Hey,  Murph! You just had you a
son!

'Ain't dat grand!!' Murphy got excited by
this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, 'Hold on! We
ain't finished yet!'

The doctor then delivered a little
girl.

He said, 'Hey, Murph! You got you a daughter!!!!
She is a pretty lil ting, too….'

Murphy got kind of
puzzled by this and then the doctor said, 'Hold on, we
ain 
t
got done yet!'

The doctor then delivered another boy
and said, Murph, you just had yourself another
boy!'

Murphy said to the doctor, 'Doc, what caused
all of dem babies,?'

The doctor said, 'You never know
Murph, it was probably something that happened during
conception..'

Murphy said, 'Ah yeah, during
conception.'

When Murph and his wife went home with
their three children, he sat down with his wife and
said,

'Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of
Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1
Oil.'

She said, 'Yeah, I remember dat
night…'

Murph said, 'I'll tell you, ……it's
a  good ting we didn't use WD-40.

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A
smile is a sign of joy.

A hug is a sign of
love.

A laugh is a sign of happiness.

And a
friend like me… ??

Shit, That's just a sign of good
taste.!!

 

 

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