My Kind Of Teacher

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Date: Mon, Dec 12, 2011 at 4:16 AM
Subject: Fw: My Kind Of Teacher


This one is  dedicated to all my friends who ever taught school, parented
children or served their country.

A former Sergeant, having  served his time with the Marine Corps, took a
new job as a school  teacher, but just before the school year started, he
injured his  back.

He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper  part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and  wasn't noticeable. On the
first day of class, he found himself  assigned to the toughest students in the

The punks,  having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were
leery  of him and decided to see how tough he really was before trying any
pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new  teacher
opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.

When  a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and
promptly stapled the tie to his chest.

There was dead  silence.

He had no trouble  with discipline that  year.

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