From: JUNE CERRETA
Date: Tue, Jan 31, 2012 at 12:59 PM
Subject: Fw: Blessed are the Cracked!
Blessed are the Cracked!
are the cracked,
is they who let in the light*****
Honour of Stupid People . . .
case you needed further proof that the human
race is doomed through stupidity, here are
some actual label instructions on
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) –
not turn upside down."
a bit late, huh!)
Sainsbury's peanuts —
about a news flash)
Boot's Children Cough Medicine –
not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just
get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off
Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding –
will be hot after heating."
a Sears hairdryer —
not use while sleeping.
the only time I have to work on my hair.)
a bag of Doritos —
could be a winner! No purchase
a bar of Dial soap —
Use like regular soap."
that would be???….)
some Swanson frozen dinners —
it's just a
packaging for a Rowenta iron —
not iron clothes on body."
wouldn't this save me time?)
Nytol Sleep Aid —
May cause drowsiness."
taking this because???…..)
most brands of Christmas lights –
indoor or outdoor use only."
opposed to what?)
a Japanese food processor —
to be used for the other use."
somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a
an American Airlines packet of nuts –
Open packet, eat nuts."
3: say what?)
a child's Superman costume —
of this garment does not enable you to fly."
don't blame the company. I blame the parents for
a Swedish chainsaw —
not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
my God..was there a lot of this happening
that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn
the stupidity to someone you want
to bring a smile to
are the cracked:
for it is they who let in