Blessed are the Cracked!

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From: JUNE CERRETA
Date: Tue, Jan 31, 2012 at 12:59 PM
Subject: Fw: Blessed are the Cracked!

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Blessed are the Cracked!

 
 
 

****Blessed 
are the cracked,
for it
is they who let in the light***** 
 
 
  In 
Honour of Stupid People . . .
In 
case you needed further proof that the human
race is  doomed through stupidity, here are
some actual label  instructions on

consumer  goods.

On 
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) –

"Do
not turn upside down."
(well…duh,
a bit late,  huh!)

    
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On 
Sainsbury's peanuts —
"Warning:
contains nuts."
 
(talk
about a news flash)
 

     
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On 
Boot's Children Cough Medicine –

"Do
not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this  medication."

(We
could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if  we could just
get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off
those  bulldozers.)

    
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On
Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding –

"Product
will be hot after heating."
(…and
you  thought????…)
 

  
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On
a Sears hairdryer —
Do
not use while sleeping.
 
(That's
the only time I have to work on my  hair.)


    
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On
a bag of Doritos —
You
could be a winner! No purchase
necessary.
Details inside.
 
(the
shoplifter special?)
 

        
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On
a bar of Dial soap —
"Directions:
Use like regular soap."
(and
that would  be???….)
 

    
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On
some Swanson frozen dinners —
"Serving
suggestion: Defrost."
(but,
it's just a
suggestion.)
 

  
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On
packaging for a Rowenta iron —
"Do
not iron clothes on body."
(but
wouldn't this save me time?)
 

  
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On
Nytol Sleep Aid —
"Warning:
May cause drowsiness."
(..I'm
taking this because???…..)

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On
most brands of Christmas lights –

"For
indoor or outdoor use only."
(as
opposed to what?)

    
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On
a Japanese food processor —
"Not
to be used for the other use."

(now,
somebody out  there, help me on this. I'm a
bit curious.)

    
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On
an American Airlines packet of nuts –

"Instructions:
Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step
3: say what?)

    
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On
a child's Superman costume —
"Wearing
of this garment does not enable you to fly."

(I
don't blame the company. I blame the parents for
this one.)

    
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On
a Swedish chainsaw —
"Do
not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals."
(Oh
my God..was there a  lot of this happening
somewhere?)

    
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Now
that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn
to spread
the stupidity to someone you want
to bring a smile to
(maybe even
chuckle)… 

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****Blessed 
are the cracked:
for it is they who let in
the light*****
 
 

 
 
  

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