From: JUNE CERRETA
Date: Wed, Apr 4, 2012 at 6:21 PM
Subject: Fw: Fw: A Few Idiots!
walk among us!
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation
in toxicology at the
poison control center.
this woman called in very upset because she caught her
daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her
that the ants are not harmful and there would
be no need to
bring her daughter into the hospital.
She calmed down
and at the end of the conversation happened to mention
she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill
I told her that she better bring her
daughter into the emergency room
your sign, lady. Wear it with
Early this year, some Boeing employees on the
airfield decided to
steal a life raft from one of the
They were successful in getting it out of the
plane and home.
Shortly after they took it for a float
on the river, they noticed a
Coast Guard helicopter coming
It turned out that the chopper was homing
in on the emergency locator
beacon that activated when the
raft was inflated.
They are no longer employed at
Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the
paint might run.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of
America, walked into the
Branch and wrote this, “Put all
your muny in this bag.”;
While standing in line,
waiting to give his note to the teller, he
began to worry
that someone had seen him write the note and might call
police before he reached the teller's window.
left the Bank of America and crossed the street to the Wells
After waiting a few minutes in line, heFargo teller.
handed his note to the Wells
read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't
brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could
not accept his
stickup note because it was written on a
Bank of America deposit slip
and that he would either have
to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip
or go back to Bank
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said,
“OK” and left.
He was arrested a few minutes later, asAmerica .
he was waiting in line back at
with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an
automated speed trap that
measured his speed using radar
and photographed his car.
He later received in the mail
a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car.
payment, he sent the police department a photograph of
Several days later, he received a letter from the
contained another picture, this time of
He immediately mailed in his
Wise guy … But you still get a
A guy walked into a little corner store with
a shotgun and demanded
all of the cash from the cash
After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the
robber saw a bottle of
Scotch that he wanted behind the
counter on the shelf. He told the
cashier to put it in the
bag as well, but the cashier refused and
said, “Because I
don't believe you are over 21.”;
The robber said he
was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him
she didn't believe him.
At this point, the robber took
his driver's license out of his wallet
and gave it to the
The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was
in fact over 21
and she put the Scotch in the
The robber then ran from the store with his
The cashier promptly called the police and gave
the name and address
of the robber that he got off the
They arrested the robber two hours
This guy definitely needs a
sign.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Idiot Number
SixA pair of
Michigan robbers entered a
record shop nervously waving revolvers.
The first one
shouted, “Nobody move!”;
When his partner moved, the
startled first bandit shot him.
This guy doesn't even
deserve a sign.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Number SevenArkansas: Seems this guy wanted
some beer pretty badly.
He decided that he'd just throw
a cinder block through a liquor store
window, grab some
booze, and run.
So he lifted the cinder block and
heaved it over his head at the
window. The cinder block
bounced back knocking him unconscious.
It seems the
liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass.
event was caught on videotape.
Yep, here's your
I live in a semi-rural area.
recently had a new neighbor call the local township
office to request the removal of the Deer
Crossing sign on our road.
The reason: “Too many deer
are being hit by cars out here! I don't
think this is a
good place for them to be crossing anymore.”;
Take the sign
They walk among us … they Reproduce …they
and I'm sure that many of them hold