Not always what you think!

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From: JUNE CERRETA
Date: Wed, Jul 25, 2012 at 5:44 PM
Subject: Fw: Not always what you think!

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MY CHUCKLE FOR THE DAY!!!
 

 

  

 

A SHORT
LOVE STORY 

A
man and a woman who had never met before, 
but
who were both married to other people, 
found
themselves assigned to the same sleeping
room 
on
a Trans-continental train.


Though
initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a
room, 
They
were both very tired and fell asleep
quickly, 
he
in the upper berth and she in the lower. 

At
1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the
woman saying, …  
'Ma'am, I'm
sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
reach into the closet 
to
get me a second blanket ?  I'm awfully
cold.' 

'I
have a better idea,' she replied 
'Just
for tonight, let's pretend that we're
married. 

'Wow!
… That's a great idea!', he exclaimed. 

'Good,'
she replied. … 'Get your own f*ing
blanket.' 

After
a moment of silence, … he farted. 

The
End

 

 

 

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