AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

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From: JUNE CERRETA
Date: Thu, Oct 18, 2012 at 4:44 AM
Subject: Fw: AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
To: "Arthur (Pat) Engelberg" <arthurengelberg@gmail.com>

THANKS PAT———-GOOD LAUGH!!
 
 

Subject: FW: AMAZING SIMPLE HOME
REMEDIES

 AMAZING SIMPLE HOME
REMEDIES

1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF
BOILING WATER DOWN
YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE
ITSELF.

2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING
SOMEONE ELSE TO
HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

3. AVOID
ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING
THE
SINK.

4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND
BLEED FOR A
FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER
TO USE A
TIMER.

5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK
WILL PREVENT YOU FROM
ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT
THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF
LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE
AFRAID TO COUGH.

7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO
TOOLS IN LIFE – WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE
AND SHOULD, USE THE
WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

8. REMEMBER -
EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX
IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY
THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES – NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT
THEY BRING
A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE
STAIRS.

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