Who is Jack Schitt??

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From: JUNE CERRETA
Date: Fri, Nov 23, 2012 at 4:42 AM
Subject: Fw: Who is Jack Schitt??
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Great for lots of laughs!
Happy Thanksgiving to all.

For
some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
 
We
find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'!
Well,
thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual
way.
 
Jack
Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.   Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt,
Inc.   They had one son, Jack.
 
In
turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.  The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt,
and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
 
Against
her  parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. 
After
being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
 
Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt
Sherlock.
 
Meanwhile,
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather
nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
 
Two
of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable
throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony.
The
wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg,  Byrd, and
Horse.
 
Bull
Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the  world.
He
recently returned from Italy  with his new Italian bride, Pisa
Schitt.
 
Now
when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct
them.
 
Sincerely,
 
Crock
O. Schitt
 
NOTE:
PLEASE  PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH..
REMEMBER:
LAUGHING LOWERS THE BLOOD  PRESSURE.

 
Iris
Hamlin

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