So, as early in the evening as you can, put all your
burdens down. Don't carry them through the evening and into the night…
Pick them up tomorrow.
1. Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some
days you're the statue!
2. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you
have to eat them.
3. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die
in the middle of it.
4. Drive carefully… It's not only cars that can be recalled
by their Maker.
5. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be
6. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again,
it was probably worth it.
7. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to
serve as a warning to others.
8. Never buy a car you can't push.
9. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,
because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
10.Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and
11.Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird,
12.The second mouse gets the cheese.
13.When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong
14.Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer
16.Some mistakes are too much fun to make only
17.We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some
are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are
different colors, but they all have to live in the same
18.A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a
19.Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
20.Save the earth….. It's the only planet with