From: JUNE CERRETA
Date: Sat, Feb 16, 2013 at 3:55 AM
Subject: Fw: Voted Best Joke In Ireland
From: Charlene Yarger
To: Jeff Cerreta
Sent: Friday, February 15, 2013 7:54
Subject: Fw: Voted Best Joke
—VOTED BEST JOKE IN
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to
spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best
toast of the night !
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize
for the Best toast of The night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting
in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking
buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said,
"John won the prize the other night at The pub with a toast about you,
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised
myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four
years. "Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the
other time he fell asleep".
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