Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Seniors at the Theater

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Date: Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 1:28 PM
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Seniors at the Theater

Theater Seats For Seniors 

        An old man lay sprawled across three
entire seats in the movie theater.  When the usher came by and noticed
this, he whispered to the old man,    "Sorry sir, but you're only
allowed one seat." The old man just groaned but didn't budge. The usher became
more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call
the manager."  Once again, the old man just groaned.    The usher
marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old disheveled man, but
with no success.  Finally they summoned the police.     

The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All
right buddy what's your name?" "Fred," the old man moaned. "Where ya from,
Fred?" asked the police officer.  With terrible pain in his voice, and
without moving a  muscle, Fred  replied, "The