Fwd: Fw: Hard to beat Israeli Technology!

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From: JUNE CERRETA
Date: Sun, Jun 23, 2013 at 10:14 PM
Subject: Fw: Hard to beat Israeli Technology!

To: LEE LOWERY

HOW'S MY BROTHER DOING??
 
This is great! 

Sharon 
:-)

 
 
 Hard to beat Israeli
Technology! 

TEL AVIV, Israel – The Israelis are developing an airport
security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with
full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not
X-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as
a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial
profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive
trials. 

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a
muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an
announcement:

"Attention to all standby passengers, El
Al 
is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to
London. Shalom!"

BRILLIANT!!!!

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