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From: JUNE CERRETA
Date: Sun, Jun 23, 2013 at 10:14 PM
Subject: Fw: Hard to beat Israeli Technology!
To: LEE LOWERY
HOW'S MY BROTHER DOING??
This is great!
Hard to beat Israeli
TEL AVIV, Israel – The Israelis are developing an airport
security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with
full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not
X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as
a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial
profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a
muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an
"Attention to all standby passengers, El
Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to