Fwd: Fw: Chicken and Horse

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Date: Tue, Aug 6, 2013 at 4:53 AM
Subject: Fw: Chicken and Horse

jjjjjjjjjjjJeffrey M

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From: Charlene Yarger
To: Jeff Cerreta
Sent: Monday, August 5, 2013 10:28
Subject: Fw: Chicken and

On the farm lived a chicken and a
horse, both of whom loved to play together.

One day the two were playing,
when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his
life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
searched and searchedfor
the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only

Running around, the chicken spied the
farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken
sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his
friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy,
to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a
hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying
the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then
drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the
farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best
buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a
mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to
save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and
straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the
chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of
the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up
and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?(Yep. You
betcha. There is a moral!)

'When you're hung like a
horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks!


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